E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You

Eve Said To The Serpent, “you Know I Could Go For A Bite To Eat, But I Don't Know You From Adam.”

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben, You're A Credit To Your Rice. Never Got A Dinner!