E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!

Clint Eastwood's Sex Therapist, Who Said To Clint, Do It Any Which Way You Can, But No Sudden Impact. Never Got A Dinner!

Ponce De Leon, Who Said When He Discovered The Fountain Of Youth, Where The Hell Are The Paper Cups? Never Got A Dinner!