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Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give Me A Bottle Of Cologne Called English Leather. It's Appropriate! To Them I Always Smell Like A Wallet.

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.