Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.