Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.

What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.