My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

People Say You Can't Go Out And Eat With Your Players. I Say Why Not.

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know I Have No Time To Slow Down.

I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player Got To The Big Leagues. As Far As I Knew, He Was Just There One Day.