My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

When I Was 15 Years Old, I Used To Actually Dream I Was Pitching In Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey Was My Catcher.

Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One Who Gets Home Safely That Counts.

You Can Have The Best Team In Baseball, And If Nobody Goes Through The Turnstiles, You've Got To Shut The Doors Down.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

Guys Ask Me, Don't I Get Burned Out? How Can You Get Burned Out Doing Something You Love? I Ask You, Have You Ever Got Tired Of Kissing A Pretty Girl?