My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

The Difference Between The Impossible And The Possible Lies In A Man's Determination.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

It Is A Great Honor To Be Inducted Into The Pacific Coast League Hall Of Fame. When You Honor Me With This Distinction, You Really Honor The Players Who Put Me There. All Of The Honors I Receive Became A Reality Only Through The Contributions Of My Players. In Addition To Myself, You Also Honor My Family And The Dodger Organization. I Accept This Recognition With Pride And Gratitude.