Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I

A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of People Are Excited About Being In Traffic.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

When People Show Me Pictures Of Their Kids, It's Okay. But When I Give Them A Picture Of Me, To Show To Their Kids, I'm Weird. What Kind Of One Way Street Is That?

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.