Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I

Thing To Try: If You Are Asked To Describe A Suspect To A Police Sketch Artist, Describe In Precise Detail, The Features Of The Police Sketch Artist. This Is One Of The Rare Instances Where Two People Can Do One Self-portrait.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump Up And They Yell The Word, 'surprise' At The Party. I Came Home And You Emerged From My Furniture. You Don't Have To Tell Me How To Feel. I Don't Need A Hint.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.