Hot Potato Is A Very Different Game

At The Battle Of The Bands The Loser's Always The Audience.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

I Wrapped My Christmas Presents Early This Year, But I Used The Wrong Paper. See, The Paper I Used Said 'happy Birthday' On It. I Didn't Want To Waste It So I Just Wrote 'jesus' On It.

The Difference Between A Child's Toy And An Adult Toy Is: Location, Location, Location.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.