Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

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No Matter How Much Money You Spend To Make Yourself Beautiful - With All The Products, The Diets, The Plastic Surgery - In The End, Women Need To Fall In Love With Themselves And Realize They're Wonderfully Made.

I Don't Ever Wanna Come Across Too Intimidating, So As Long As I Look Like You Can Come Up And Give Me A Hug, That's Good.

I Adore John Mayer. I Don't See How Anything That Surrounds John Could Be Negative.

We Set Ourselves Up For It With The Reality Show. You've Seen Me And Nick Go At Each Other's Throats On Tv. They've Got All These People Giving Their Opinions On Our Marriage And How We Handle It When They Are Watching An Edited Tv Show.