You Change With The Guys You Date.

We Were Going To Have An All-day Drinking Binge. Gonna Ride Our Bikes, Hang Out... Do Naughty Things. But I Started Feeling This Overwhelming Guilt.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!

I Think That Having A Public Career Is A Bargain With The Devil.

I Will Never Do Nudity. I Don't Care How Dark And Intellectual The Role Could Be, You Know...i Don't Care If I Frickin' Could Get An Oscar For It, I'm Not Going To Do It. Those Accolades Mean Nothing To Me. I Don't Think People Deserve To See What's Under My Clothing. That's Only For My Next Husband-ha-ha-ha.