There Is Only One, Believe It Or

I Collect Lucky Pennies That I Find On The Ground. I Keep Them In A Ziploc Bag.

When I Walk Through An Airport And People Go, 'you're Not Fat!' I'm Like, 'thanks. That's Great. Good To Know I'm Not Fat Today! Thank You!'

I Don't Play Sports. The Only Sports I Play Is Shopping. But There Is A Lot Of Walking Involved In That... Running Sometimes If There's A Sale.

Every Tear Should Live Its Purpose. Don't Ever Wipe The Reason Away.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.