Put God And Me In A Cage,

Dude, Writing, Acting And Directing Are Such Easy Jobs. But To Do Them All As Awesomely As Zach Braff Does, Well That... That's Something.

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.

I Have A Great Relationship With My Parents. I Have Not Been On Lithium.

So For Front-runners We Have A Black And A Woman. It's Like Being Made To Choose Between Syphilis Or Having And Old Man Crap On Your Face. I Would Do The Country A Favor And Run Myself But I Couldn't Deprive Hollywood Of Me For 4 Years.

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.