I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.