I Had A Job As A Paralegal.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

It Has To Do - I Think - With Growing Up In An Apartment, With My Aunt And My Cousins Right Next Door To Me, With The Door Open, With Neighbors Walking In And Out, With People Yelling At Each Other All The Time.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.