I Had A Job As A Paralegal.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

The Addition Of Nuts In Salad... I Always Find To Be Beneficial.