Sometimes There Just Isn't Enough Vomit In

The Other Man's Arse Is Always Cleaner!

Nothing In This World Is At It Seems. Except, Possibly, Porridge.

I Have Always Been An Impassioned Advocate For The Works Of Shakespeare. I Regard Him As One Of The Most Complete Miracles Of His Or Any Other Age.

Old Professors Never Die, They Just Lose Their Faculties.

Like Vichyssoise, Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold.