Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not

I Think The Only Reason You Visit An Apple Store Is Because You Wonder What Life Is Like On Another Planet.

North Korea Is The Country That The Monkeys In The Wizard Of Oz Came From.

I've Got Stuff About Airline Mergers, Which Just Shows That My Stand-up Is Getting More Insane By The Minute.

The Democrats Have Responded To The Republicans' Lack Of Dealing With Reality By Truly Not Dealing With Reality, Either.

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.