Fema I Always Thought Was A Bone

Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not Care Are Is He To Busy Ignoring Your Prayers

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.

Let Me Be Serious: Divorce Is A Sacred Institution Between A Man And A Woman Who Hate Each Other. God Wanted Adam To Pay Alimony To Eve, Not Steve.

You Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Be Jewish For Very Long.

It Was The Coldest Winter Ever! I Thought Last Winter Was The Coldest Winter Ever, But I Was Wrong Now Wasn't I? You See Because I Travel All The Time. So Last Winter, I'd Be In The Midwest, And The Blizzard Would Hit. And Then I'd Fly Home, And The Blizzard Would Hit Again!