Fema I Always Thought Was A Bone

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.

What I Find Most Disturbing About Valentine's Day Is, Look, I Get That You Have To Have A Holiday Of Love, But In The Height Of Flu Season, It Makes No Sense.

Online, There's No Time. It's Always Christmas.

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity.

I Can Be Drunk Until 6 In The Morning, And Then I Don't Have To Show Up To Work Until 14 Hours Later.