Sometimes I Snore, Like When I Get

I Act Like A Jerk Sometimes.

People Confuse Friendship And Relaxation. It's Incredibly Important To Be Relaxed - You Don't Have A Chance If You're Not Relaxed. So I Try Very Hard To Relax Any Kind Of Tension. But Friendship Is Different.

I’ve Killed Myself So Many Times, I Don’t Even Exist Anymore.

Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas Trees Around The House, So It Smells Good.