Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When

Well, That's A 'fresher'. I'm Going On Break.

We're Gonna Have To Sweeten Some Of These Jokes For The Cd. You Know What Sweeten Means, Right? Sweeten Is A Show-biz Term For "add Sugar To".

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Got A King-sized Bed. I Don't Know Any Kings, But If One Came Over, I Guess He'd Be Comfortable.

My Girlfriend Works At Hooters. In The Kitchen.