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I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By
Mitch Hedberg
I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.
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