Something About New York, Man: You Can

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

I'm Happier In The Way A Guy Gets Happier When He Starts To Mature. It Doesn't Make Things Easier, But I'm So Much Better At Handling Them.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

Comedians By And Large Are Some Of The Most Sensitive People On Earth. Even If They're Socially Callous.