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I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

If You Can't Go Straight Ahead, You Go Around The Corner.

There Is Only One Value To Having The Look You Have When You Are Young And No Value To The Look You Have When You Are Older.

All Of Us Invent Ourselves. Some Of Us Just Have More Imagination Than Others.

To Me Marriage Is For Five Or Ten Years