Some People Love So Hard That They

I'm Good Friends With Jay Leno, Good Friends With Ed O'neill, Melanie Fiona And Russell Simmons.

I Was Probably Tall As A Child, But I Just Stopped Growing.

Every Poem That I Write Is, In A Sense, Trying To Find Adequate Words For This Unspeakable Word, Around Which My Entire Life Turns.

I'm Very Scary. I'm A Menace.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.