I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I

My Brother Tried To Explain Sex To Me When I Was 7 - And He Did It With A Cup.

I Love Being On Stage, I Love Being Able To Tell A Story, I Love The Fact That The Audience Listens And Laughs At It. It Makes Me Happy, And It's What I Live For.

I Know How Easy It Is To Put Your Foot In Your Mouth.

The Day You Stop Doing The Small Things Is The Day You Think You're Above Everybody Else.

I Took My Daughter To The Father-daughter Dance And I Cried Like A Little Baby. She's 11 Years Old, So Seeing Her Get Dressed Up And Pretty Made Me Cry.