I Was Probably Tall As A Child,

Chris Rock Does The Political Thing Really Well, But That Never Worked For Me.

I'm Happy About Working; I'm Happy About Gracing The Stage And Coming Out And Making People Laugh. I Never Treat It Like A Job Or Feel That Way. It's The Best Thing Ever To Me, And I Feel Like A Kid In A Candy Store.

At The End Of The Day, Women Are A Distraction. Whether You Realize It Or Not.

I'm Never Gonna Step Away From Stand-up. I Can't. That's What Got Me Where I Am, And That's Also My Muse. That's How I Stay Level-headed. That's What Keeps Me Going.

I'm A Whopping 5 Foot 4 Inches Tall. I'm Not Going To Get Any Taller.