Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay

Thank You For Loving Me For Being My Eyes When I Couldn't See For Parting My Lips When I Couldn?t Breathe Thank You For Loving Me

Map Out Your Future, But Do It In Pencil.

I Like Progress But I Hate Change.

I'd Crawl Over Broken Glass For Elle Macpherson Or Cindy Crawford.

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.