My Mom Was The Poster Girl For

You Don't Need Fancy Sneakers To Run Fast

Each One Of You Has Something No One Else Has, Or Has Ever Had: Your Fingerprints, Your Brain, Your Heart. Be An Individual. Be Unique. Stand Out. Make Noise. Make Someone Notice. That's The Power Of Individuals.

You Better Stand Tall When They're Calling You Out, Don't Bend, Don't Break, And Don't Back Down!

I Like Progress But I Hate Change.

The Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.