Some Maniac Butcher Is Trying To Hack

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

Dead Babies Can Take Care Of Themselves, Dead Babies Can´t Take Things Off The Shelf.

I Read Dad's Books Like I Did Before, Now Things Are Crystal Clear. Lock The Door In The Bathroom, Now I Just Can't Get Caught In Here.

Never Be Late. When You're Late, What You're Saying Is That Your Time Is More Important Than The Other Person's Time. That's Pretty Egotistical.

They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact Sport. Not The Way That We Play It