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Sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll Is Easy. True Christianity…that's Rebellion.

Never Be Late. When You're Late, What You're Saying Is That Your Time Is More Important Than The Other Person's Time. That's Pretty Egotistical.

The Late Sixties And Early Seventies Were Kind Of A Breeding Ground For Exciting New Sounds Because Easy Listening And Folk Were Kind Of Taking Over The Airwaves. I Think It Was A Natural Next Step To Take That Blissful, Easygoing Sound And Strangle The Life Out Of It.

My Fastest Time In High School Was A 4:29 Mile. I Think Cross-country Has Something To Do With My Longevity In My Business. When You're In An Eight-mile Race, You Never Give Up.

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.