I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon That's Not Too Pink Inside And Yet Isn't Too Dry Or Crisp Either.

Now People Want What The Movie Was About, Which Is Violent Comedy. And That's Really What The Aristocrats Is Based On - What Will A Family Do Out Of Desperation.

Just Went To A Lovely Catholic Wedding. I Need A Drink. They Didn't Even Offer Us Water. Well They Did, But It Was Holy Water.