I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can Or Can't Do, Except They Can.

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

If You Go With Marshall Mcluhan's Theory That The Medium Is The Message, As Soon As You're Hosting A Blooper Show, You're Done.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.