Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock, And It

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

That's The Whole Meaning Of Life, Isn't It? Trying To Find A Place For Your Stuff.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

In Restaurants Where They Serve Frog's Legs, What Do They Do With The Rest Of The Frog? Do They Just Throw It Away? You Never See "frog Torsos" On The Menu. Is There Actually A Garbage Can Full Of Frog Bodies In The Alley? I Wouldn't Want To Be A Homeless Guy Looking For An Unfinished Cheeseburger And Open The Lid On That