So Yes, I Say Things I Regret

There's One Thing That's Really Great About Waking Up Early, And It's Not Jogging Or Greeting The Day - It's Just That That's When They Make Doughnuts.

I Am In Love With Larry David.

Phoenix Is Great. I Love Phoenix, .. I Love Scottsdale. I Love The James Hotel. I Have A Kathy Griffin Suite. I Love -what's That Place Called? Az 88. I Had Never Had A Cheese Crisp, So I Went To - Oh, Can't Remember. We Went To The State Fair, Where I Was All About The Deep-fried Twinkie. I Ate Every Deep-fried Thing - Oh, It Was Heavenly. I Ate Until I Got Sick.

I Prefer Being Known For My Stand-up Because I Write It. I Love Being An Actor, And Saying Other People's Words Is Great. But Then, When I Do Stand-up, I Love Getting My Own Point Of View Out There.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.