So My Humor, I'd Say, Comes From

There Are A Lot Of Idiots In This Country, And They Deserve Representation As Much As The Next Man.

Marriage Is An Honorable Estate And Should Not Be Used Simply As An Excuse For Legal Intercourse.

…tell Me, Has Anything Odd Happened To You Recently? What Do You Mean, Odd?' Unusual. Deviating From The Customary. Something Outside The Usual Parameters Of Normalcy. An Occurrence Of Unprecedented Weird.

Reading, I Had Learned, Was As Creative A Process As Writing, Sometimes More So. When We Read Of The Dying Rays Of The Setting Sun Or The Boom And Swish Of The Incoming Tide, We Should Reserve As Much Praise For Ourselves As For The Author. After All, The Reader Is Doing All The Work - The Writer Might Have Died Long Ago.

Everything Comes To An End. A Good Bottle Of Wine, A Summer’s Day, A Long-running Sitcom, One’s Life, And Eventually Our Species. The Question For Many Of Us Is Not That Everything Will Come To An End But When. And Can We Do Anything Vaguely Useful Until It Does?