There Are A Lot Of Idiots In

It Took Me Ten Years And Seven Books To Bag An Agent - It Took Me That Long To Start Writing Good.

Literary Detection And Firearms Don't Really Go Hand In Hand; Pen Mighter Than The Sword And So Forth.

I Still Feel Threatened By Academics, But My Books Have A Lot Of Academic In-jokes And Everybody Assumes I Went To University And Studied English.

Mr. Mcgregor's A Nasty Piece Of Work, Isn't He? Quite The Darth Vader Of Children's Literature.

The Best Lies To Tell Are The Ones People Want To Believe