So Many Groups Fail Because They Spend

I'll Be Honest. We Copied Everyone... The Beatles, The Bachelors. It Was The Only Way People Would Even Listen To You.

So Many Groups Fail Because They Spend All Their Time In The Clubs. Work Pours In And They Can't Handle It Because Of Late-night Drinking.

No One Knew Me Until I Met My Wife Lulu. Lulu's Mother Used To Ask, Which One Is Maurice? For Six Months She Thought Lulu Was Dating Barry.

Elton Wanted A Garden. They Were Building All Afternoon While We Were Rehearsing. And Then They Built A Fountain For Elton. And He Said, I Was Only Joking!

As An Alcoholic, You Have No Appreciation For Your Wife Or Your Children's Feelings, But I'm Making Up For That Now. I'm Winning My Children's Trust Back.