So It Is That The Gods Do

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Few Sons Are Like Their Fathers - Many Are Worse, Few Better.

O Friends, Be Men, And Let Your Hearts Be Strong And Let No Warrior In The Heat Of Fight, Do What May Bring Him Shame In Others' Eyes

Pffft, English. Who Needs That? I'm Never Going To England.

Blame The Guy Who Doesn't Speak Engish.