I Hate To Tell Again A Tale

Not Two Strong Men The Enormous Weight Could Raise,- Such Men As Live In These Degenerate Days.

Now What Is A Wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary Describes A Wedding As The Process Of Removing Weeds From One's Garden.

And Not A Man Appears To Tell Their Fate.

Canada? Why Would I Want To Leave America Just To Visit America, Jr.?

You Can't Go Wrong With Cocktail Weenies. They Look As Good As They Taste. And They Come In This Delicious Red Sauce. It Looks Like Ketchup, It Tastes Like Ketchup, But Brother, It Ain't Ketchup!