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So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate Traveling, Mostly 'cause My Dad Used To Beat Me With A Globe.

You Can Say, 'can I Use Your Bathroom?' And Nobody Cares. But If You Ask, 'can I Use The Plop-plop Machine?' It Always Breaks The Conversation.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of Stuff.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.