I Used To Do Drugs, But That

I Hang Out With My Dad Mostly, My Dad Was In The Military. He's At That Age Now Where His War Stories And Other Stories Have Blended Together, So Now You Don't Know What He's Talking About. One Time, We Were Surrounded, Then We Ran Out Of Ammo, Then We Were Fighting Hand-to-hand, Then We Started Dancing, And That's How I Met Your Mother.

Don't Get Me Wrong, I Like To Cuddle. But There Is Such A Fine Line Between Cuddling And Holding Someone Down So That They Can't Get Away.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.