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I Sing And Dance. That's My Job.

I'm Always Announcing My Retirement. I'm Still Not Retired.

I've Always Been A Bit Of An Orphan, Because Actors Say, 'well, He's More Of A Dancer.' And Dancers Say, 'no. He's Really A Singer.' And Singers Say, 'no. He's An Actor.'

In My Seventies, I Exercised To Stay Ambulatory. In My Eighties, I Exercise To Avoid Assisted Living.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.