I Sing And Dance. That's My Job.

My Brother And I Laughed A Lot As Kids. We Came Up In The Middle Of The Depression, And Neither One Of Us Knew We Were Poor. We Had Nothing, But We Didn't Know It.

They Did Ask Me To Do 'dancing With The Stars;' I Said I Can Do One Show, But On That Show You Have To Come Up With A New Number Every Week, And I Told Them That I Think I'm A Little Past That Stage.

I Found Doing That Kind Of Comedy Without An Audience Is Just... For Me, It's Almost Impossible. You Need The Audience To Do Their Half Of The Work.

When I Started Having Kids, I Thought, 'i Don't Want To Do Anything They Can't Watch.'

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.