I Sing And Dance. That's My Job.

There Are People With Their Ipads Are Taking Pictures So Much That They're Not Experiencing The Moment. They Go Home And Look At The Pictures Later.

I Think Most People Will Tell You That. They Can Go Along And, While They're Denying That They Are Addicted, Say It's Stress This, It's This, It's That. But I - It's - I Think - I Really Believe There Is A Gene. Some People Become Addicted And Others Don't.

I'm Not Quite As Much Of A Curmudgeon Being Old. I'm Not Cantankerous. But Otherwise, I'm About The Same.

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

Bob Hope, Like Mark Twain, Had A Sense Of Humor That Was Uniquely American, And Like Twain, We'll Likely Not See Another Like Him.