I'm Always Announcing My Retirement. I'm Still

I Have Also Heard And Read Various Accounts Of Why They [sheldon Leonard And Carl Reiner] Liked Me. My Favorites? I Wasn't Too Good-looking, I Walked A Little Funny, And I Was Basically Kind Of Average And Ordinary. I Guess My Lack Of Perfection Turned Out To Be A Winning Hand. Let That Be A Lesson For Future Generations.

I Was A 'laurel And Hardy' Nut. I Got To Know Laurel At The End Of His Life, And It Was A Great Thrill For Me. He Left Me His Bow Tie And Derby And Told Me That If They Ever Made A Movie About Him, He'd Want Me To Play Him.

I Decided, When I Started Having Kids, That I'd Try Not To Do Anything That I Wouldn't Be Proud For Them To See. I've Kind Of Stuck With That, And I Don't Regret That At All, Although I've Lost Money And Passed Up A Lot Of Projects Because Of It. But I Feel Good About That.

Once You Get The Kids Raised And The Mortgage Paid Off And Accomplish What You Wanted To Do In Life, There's A Great Feeling Of: 'hey, I'm Free As A Bird.'

A Producer Came To Me About Doing A Memoir, And At First I Thought, "well, It's A Little Bland." But Then I Realized That Almost Everything That's Happened To Me Was The Result Of Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. And I Thought "well, Luck Has A Lot To Do With It," So I Wrote It From That Perspective.