Smiles Are The Soul's Kisses.

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

Every Man Has Two Personalities; The One He Reveals To Women, The Other To Men.

A Fool Bolts Pleasure, Then Complains Of Moral Indigestion.

A Homely Face And No Figure Have Aided Many Women Heavenward.

An Epigram Is A Flashlight Of A Truth; A Witticism, Truth Laughing At Itself.