Smiles Are The Soul's Kisses.

To Money, The Finest Linguist In The World!

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.

Every Man Has Two Personalities; The One He Reveals To Women, The Other To Men.

A Beautiful Woman Delights The Eye; A Wise Woman, The Understanding; A Pure One, The Soul.

To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The Bank Of Good Will.