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Illusion Is The Dust The Devil Throws In The Eyes Of The Foolish.

The Bride And Groom-may Their Joys Be As Bright As The Morning, And Their Sorrows But Shadows That Fade In The Sunlight Of Love.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.

Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit To Outwit Him.