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That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.

A Beautiful Woman Delights The Eye; A Wise Woman, The Understanding; A Pure One, The Soul.

An Epigram Is A Flashlight Of A Truth; A Witticism, Truth Laughing At Itself.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

The Difference Between A Saint And A Hypocrite Is That One Lies For His Religion, The Other By It.