To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The

To Money, The Finest Linguist In The World!

There Never Was A Woman Who Did Not Prefer An Oblique Compliment To A Straight Truth - If The Latter Were Unflattering.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

The Drama Of Life Begins With A Wail And Ends With A Sigh.

To Be Loved Is To Be Fortunate, But To Be Hated Is To Achieve Distinction.