To Money, The Finest Linguist In The

Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit To Outwit Him.

Illusion Is The Dust The Devil Throws In The Eyes Of The Foolish.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.

Every Man Has Two Personalities; The One He Reveals To Women, The Other To Men.

That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.