Size Counts. That's All.

Lately, I've Been A Little Sad That I'm Not A Gay Man

I Dont Have Any Blonde Friends.

I Was Obsessed With Elvis Presley When I Was Little.

I Love Cats. I Have A Lot Of Cat Tales, Ha Ha, So To Speak. A Lot Of My Cats Come To Me. They Show Up At My House. I'm Kind Of A Cat Lady That Way.

I'm Not A Lesbian, But My Girlfriend Is.