Sisters Are A Shield Against Life's Cruel

I Love Children, Especially When They Cry For Then Someone Takes Them Away.

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.

If One Can't Be Happy, One Must Be Amused.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.

The Great Advantage Of Living In A Large Family Is That Early Lesson Of Life's Essential Unfairness.