If One Can't Be Happy, One Must

If One Can't Be Happy, One Must Be Amused.

Life Is Sometimes Sad And Often Dull, But There Are Currants In The Cake, And Here Is One Of Them.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.

The English Lord Marries For Love, And Is Rather Inclined To Love Where Money Is; He Rarely Marries In Order To Improve His Coat Of Arms.