If One Can't Be Happy, One Must

English Doctors Have Killed 3/4 Of My Friends & The Joke Is The Remaining 1/4 Go On Recommending Them, So Odd Is Human Nature.

I Think Housework Is Far More Tiring And Frightening Than Hunting Is, No Comparison, And Yet After Hunting We Had Eggs For Tea And Were Made To Rest For Hours, But After Housework People Expect One To Go On Just As If Nothing Special Had Happened.

When The Loo Paper Gets Thicker And The Writing Paper Thinner, It's Always A Bad Sign, At Home.

Nothing Makes People Crosser Than Being Considered Too Old For Love.

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.