If One Can't Be Happy, One Must

To Fall In Love You Have To Be In The State Of Mind For It To Take, Like A Disease.

The Trouble Is That People Seem To Expect Happiness In Life. I Can't Imagine Why; But They Do. They Are Unhappy Before They Marry, And They Imagine To Themselves That The Reason Of Their Unhappiness Will Be Removed When They Are Married.

What Is So Nice & So Unexpected About Life Is The Way It Improves As It Goes Along. I Think You Should Impress This Fact On Your Children Because I Think Young People Have An Awful Feeling That Life Is Slipping Past Them & They Must Do Something - Catch Something - They Don't Quite Know What, Whereas They've Only Got To Wait & It All Comes.

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.