I Love Children, Especially When They Cry

Oh Dear... It Really Is Rather Disillusioning. When One's Friends Marry For Money They Are Wretched, When They Marry For Love It Is Worse. What Is The Proper Thing To Marry For, I Should Like To Know?

Chickens Are Cheerless Birds, I Advise You To Keep Geese Which Can Be Taught To Follow Like Dogs, One Needs All The Companionship One Can Get In These Days.

People In Towns Are Always Preoccupied. 'have I Missed The Bus? Have I Forgotten The Potatoes? Can I Get Across The Road?

Irish Gardens Beat All For Horror. With 19 Gardeners, Lord Talbot Of Malahide Has Produced An Affair Exactly Like A Suburban Golf Course.

The Trouble Is That People Seem To Expect Happiness In Life. I Can't Imagine Why; But They Do. They Are Unhappy Before They Marry, And They Imagine To Themselves That The Reason Of Their Unhappiness Will Be Removed When They Are Married.