I Don't Want My Kid To Hear

Through My Films I'm Eventually Trying To One Day Tell The Truth. I Don't Know If I'm Ever Going To Get There, But I'm Slowly Letting Pieces Of Myself Out There And Then Maybe By The Time I'm 85, I'll Look Back And Say, 'all Right, That About Sums It Up.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

I've Always Liked Older Ladies, Ever Since My Mother Would Have B'nai B'rith At Our House.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.

My Intention Is Never To Hurt Anybody. I'm Happy When People Are Having A Good Time.