Sin Is In, And So We Begin.

I Love To Smoke. I Smoke Seven Thousand Packs A Day!

The Things That Make Me Angry Still Make Me Angry. George Carlin Is 67, And He's Still As Funny As He's Ever Been, And He's Still Angry. And That Makes Me Feel Good, Because I Feel Like If I Stick Around Long Enough, I'll Still Be Able To Work.

Most Movies Suck, Even The Independent Ones. Hollywood Is Like Baseball: Hit Three Good Ones Out Of 10 And You're A Hall Of Famer.

I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never Even Bought A Led Zeppelin Album.

My Father Could Swear In Gaelic And English, By The Way, Ladies And Gentlemen.