Don't Buy The Toys That Make The

Everybody's Vying For People's Attention In Terms Of Eyeballs, Earholes, And Dollars.

Where I Grew Up, The Basketball Courts Were Rarely Used.

It Says On The Back Of The Nyquil Box, 'may Cause Drowsiness.' It Should Say, 'don't Make Any Plans, Ok? Kiss Your Family And Friends Good-bye.'

I'm Sick And Tired Of Our Generation Being Called The Tv Generation. What Do You Expect? We Watched Lee Harvey Oswald Get His Brains Blown Out All Over. How Could We Change The Channel After That?

I'm Still Pretty Self-centered, Greedy And Angry.