Simple Things Should Be Simple And Complex

People Who Are Really Serious About Software Should Make Their Own Hardware.

Java And C++ Make You Think That The New Ideas Are Like The Old Ones. Java Is The Most Distressing Thing To Hit Computing Since Ms-dos.

If You're Not Failing 90% Of The Time, Then You're Probably Not Working On Sufficiently Challenging Problems.

Scratch The Surface In A Typical Boardroom And We're All Just Cavemen With Briefcases, Hungry For A Wise Person To Tell Us Stories.

When The Mac First Came Out, Newsweek Asked Me What I [thought] Of It. I Said: Well, It's The First Personal Computer Worth Criticizing. So At The End Of The Presentation, Steve Came Up To Me And Said: Is The Iphone Worth Criticizing? And I Said: Make The Screen Five Inches By Eight Inches, And You'll Rule The World.