Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

Common Sense Is Instinct, And Enough Of It Is Genius.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.